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The moment the needle clicked 13:30 we all stood up for
SALAH.
Who will stand in front as IMAM?
We don’t have a proper MASJID with paid IMAM in our
office, instead our management has been kind enough to provide us with a
praying area and IMAM on volunteer basis……….well we had to find one at every
SALAH.
Democracy rules now jerks!
It was not only me
pondering over this, but for few seconds I saw everyone scanning Everyone!
It was a usual process of being scanned. At that
particular moment I always found myself filled with guilt. I did have a wish of
stepping out and performing IMAMAT, but never had the courage to do so. Every day,
……..this was the place where I felt myself as a third grade citizen. It was
like suddenly you find yourself on stage with spot light right on you, theatre……….…house
full
Pin drop silence……
With all eyes
fixed on you…..
And there you
stand……………………..totally Naked!
May be it was my own assumption. May be they don’t know
about my sins. May be they don’t know about ashi…nelophar…jenny…..annie….mennie…tenniee…..ohhhh
Annie you are so hot…I mean HOT!!
ASTAGFIRULLAH…toobah toobah….SALAH SALAH!!!
“ALLAH O AKBAR ….ALLAH O AKBAR”……someone was reciting
TAKBEER. Finally we found the right man for IMAMAT.
And guess who?
Yes, the guy with the longest beard. And the one with
second longest beard was reciting TAKBEER. Together we had found our most pious
and righteous guys.
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| MOULANA SAHAB, the righteous guy..haina? |
“Abdullah get on with the beard and come on lead us”. Yes
I was just one beard away from being the most righteous guy, the most innocent …….like
a newly born child. Thought the child doesn’t have a beard! But he is innocent…..sinless.
And what about Annie, her hotness, our magnificent dates
those last dark seats of atrium, where you are always concentrating less on
movie and more on MOVIE!
“Don’t worry about it yar, your beard will conceal all of
it ” I told myself
“And what if the IMAM SAHIB is having an Annie too. Wow
isn’t that cool. No I mean isn’t that HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…!”
ASSALAM o ALLAIKUM WA REHMA TULLAH ……………….. ASSALAM o
ALLAIKUM WA REHMA TULLAH
P.S: I just want to make it clear that I am not against
keeping beard. No not at all. Rather I love it. I truly believe that keeping
beard is following noble SUNNAH of Prophet MUHAMMAD S.A.W. Instead I just want
to express my feeling over the fact that as a nation our direction is not
right..not at all. It is so unfortunate that our understanding of ISLAM is so
poor when it comes to the implementation of ISLAMIC teachings in our daily
lives. We believe more on things which are visual to us, and forget that ISLAM
has more to do with moral and spiritual values followed by practice of our
learning in true letter and spirit. Avoiding back biting, fraud, false
statements, earning of inappropriate profit, hating others, judging others,
considering others to be more kafir and yourself as the most MUTAQI on earth, hurting
others, using others, being mean, selfish, treacherous and what not.
Only having Annie around you is not the only sin. And please
this statement is not a ticket of proving that Annie is not a sin. Let us
forget her for heaven sake!
To cut the story short…….daikho bhai signal torna be
gunnah hai !
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